Astrological Recurrence

either astrological recurrences are more sparse than i thought or i have a Destiny. according to this ephemeris, the last time all seven classical planets were in the same sign (never mind exact degrees) as at my nativity was during the first peloponnesian war.

relaxing the constraints, within 500 BC and 2500 AD, freeing Mars adds two more dates, freeing Jupiter adds two different dates, and freeing Saturn also adds two. Two of the dates are classical, three are mediaeval and one is in the 21st century

you could make a past life regression religion out of this

to take another view, i have put the four major aspects of my chart (though I have a stellium which means this preserves more structure, and basically just leaves saturn free) and in contrast this recurrs very often – in the past millennium, the recurrence has a mean of 32 years, stdev 29 years, min 2 years, max 132 years. this is the sort of distribution i was looking to find

fixing the stellium in the same sign yields 8 recurrences in the 500BC to 2500AD period, average 306 years, stdev 177 years, min 78 years, max 306 years.

i think this is the kind of pattern i would pick if i were to start a past life regression religion. this seems like a good pace for a person without any special destiny who is just chugging through samsara, alternating between periods of existence between this world and the Other World.

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Questions to a Roman Catholic Praising Mary as Queen of Heaven

Do you really think the universe is organised like an oriental despotism? Do you really think Jesus intended to set up a royal court in Heaven? Does he seem particularly fond of court ritual and pageantry to you in the gospels? When he hands his mother over to his disciples’ care, is he doing it from a royal throne?

The account in Kings makes clear the circumstances of why Solomon took a Queen Mother, and they are not great. Bathsheba herself is one of those types and shadows that only work if you don’t look too closely – stolen from her poor husband by a King and punished along with him for the King’s sin and installed as Queen of Israel because the sins of her son exceed those of his father in taking on so many whores of foreign lands that picking one particular wife as Queen is a political and family impossibility.

There is something obscene about it to me – I can just about recognise an innocent and loving Mary in Bathsheba when she is the wife of Uriah the Hittite, but when she is made to get involved in court affairs, she is loaded down with royal titles and honours because she is subject to degradation and punishment for sins not her fault at all. One comes with the other. If you yourself are a king or queen, in reality or fantasy, then it is pleasing to imagine that you can have the honours without the degradation, as a cope, but if you are free from worshipping real kings and gangsters – and I hope you are – then why abuse the Mother of God by subjecting her to this and saying “you so remind me of Bathsheba that I can’t help myself…”

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A Lacuna in Crossananity

you get a jesus take instead because jesus is always alive and present in your heart so write that down

it’s a john dominic crossan take actually because i found some interviews of him on YouTube and he is a good irish voice to go to sleep to

crossan’s deal is “the important core of Christianity is parables. Jesus taught in parables and arguably intended his life to be a living parable and certainly the first Christians took him that way and anyone who goes far beyond that and asks if it Really Happened is missing the point”. The Gospels are like Zhuangzi in this regard – Zhuangzi contains obvious parables with doubtful characters, and one of the characters is Mr Confucius.

now, crossan’s ethos here is “when i was a lad in Ireland people didn’t make you swear to believe the bible was inerrant but nor did anyone make you say you it was all nonsense and so we lived in this land of parable which is the true Christianity”.

crossan wrote a semi-popular book on the historical Jesus written around the theme of patron-client relations, and how the stories of Jesus so often involve them because your average med cannot imagine life without godfathers and fixers. Crossan’s Jesus’ Kingdom is a Kingdom Without Brokers. Jesus wants to reform the mafiose and bring in an egalitarian world where all have direct access to God and Power.

the tension i want to point at is the fact that the deepest way mafias got back into Christianity to corrupt this vision are the patron saints and mariolatry system – patrons are very much fixers for specific problems, and it’s clear Crossan doesn’t like these people much when they are alive. But Crossan does like comfy vague Celtic olde irish Christianity. Which, I would say, is plagued by patron saints for lost things and lumbago and naming anything that needs a name. I haven’t seen anything by Crossan explicitly about this, but I can’t see how Crossananity would be anything but Cromwellian in casting aside these particular Irish boyhood Jesus stories that nobody asks you to believe really happen or not.

maybe he covers this in his autobiography which i have downloaded but not read

PS 27/09/2022: he does not.

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Astrology as Interrogation

astrology podcast today has astrologer (neotrads) complaining about how clients oftenn resist readings, because they are stubbornly opinionated about their own lives and tend to disagree with the astrologer about what events are important or not, and also do not understand the subtle aspects of the art.

astrology is a good interrogation method for three reasons I can immediately see:

a) It is a technic that grants the interrogator confidence that he knows about something useful about the subject’s life that can be brought out into fuller knowledge. He doesn’t believe he is on a fishing expedition.

b) If the subject believes in astrology, all the better, because now they also have faith that the interrogator can see into them and their life, and will be very easily rattled.

c) the objectivity of the technic has a sort of scale or scope insensitivity built in. astrologer man gives an example where he said to a client “this placement indicates an early childhood illness”, which the client did not see the relevance of. The astrologer, wanting to prove his technic, pushed forward and the client admitted that yes, there was a childhood illness but it was treated and cleared up, and so of no significance. This is quite a common pattern — the astrological system works in terms of malefics and benefics, and all one needs to get a hit or miss is for an event to be broadly bad or good. This is also a skill that an interrogator needs. Agent Korolev has been given a brief that the department has sexual propriety problems which are threatening security — this could be phrased as a bad venus placement. He talks to the patient intent on finding one with a method — he ingratiates himself, or poses as a coooomer himself, or adopts a stern priestlike moralist pose — perhaps he will just find that the patient jerks off every day and does not want to discuss this in the first half hour of a conversation with a stranger, or he will discover that the patient has been fucking whores who are all western spies and giving them soviet secrets. either way, it’s a hit.

they are approvingly discussing some neotrad lunatic called Zoller who was of the previous generation of neotrads (pioneering work in the 80s) who… well:

His bedside manner maybe left something to be desired, but sometimes I think he might say sometimes you need the shock treatment. And I’ve had experiences where the chart is telling… And he would talk about this. Here’s an example to go along with this that you said sounded outrageous, and then later on you kind of came around to seeing it from his way. He would talk about how he would do public chart readings. And so when he would teach something, he said, “You have to have confidence in the astrology that when you see a chart and you’re in front of a group of people you can say what it means and you don’t feel worried about it.” Which can be scary, a lot of people would never do that which could show you that they don’t quite trust their astrology. But he would say, “Sometimes I’m in front of a group and people ask me to look at their chart and you can tell they want a certain kind of answer, but the chart says different.” He said, “So I tell them what the chart says and they will tell me that I’m lying.” And he would say, “The astrology is never wrong, they are the ones who are lying.” And I thought, “Wow, how arrogant can you get? You’re telling me that someone is just going to lie to you about their own chart.” So it just seemed so outrageous until it happened to me. And I’ve had times when I have, including in groups of people, read a chart and people knew how I was going to read the chart and I wasn’t going to whitewash it, and the person would say, “No, that’s not true or that never happened. What are you talking about?” And then I would think, “Wow, maybe I’m totally out of it.” And then I would find out later that no, the chart was right and that maybe they were embarrassed, or I’ve seen cases where people have been deluding themselves about what the chart means, and we find out later that the chart was absolutely right. So what seemed outrageous at first, I then came around to seeing things more from his perspective.
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Astrological Market Segmentation

astrology podcast today has our hero, the neotrad rationalist astrologer of Actionable Astral Insights, in dialogue with some betelgeuse brain new age astrotherapist of the “everything is a dream, dream a dream… nothing is negative or positive… the reason people hit me as a child is because I didn’t love myself … let’s learn to dream dream quantum consciousness dream” deeply wounded fantasist type.

it’s difficult to listen to. new age man is doing most of the talking and justification. neotrad is interjecting with some criticisms that astrology is a rational business and it’s not actually compassionate to blame people for their own problems even if you taboo the word “blame” but new age man believes since he lives in a new age (defined or at least outlined by him as “an age in which people know about the transsaturnine planets and lesbians have babies via ivf, so life has been transformed beyond recognition) his, and therefore the world consciousness, has advanced beyond the basic mojo of neotrad, which he calls “classical/prequantum” “saturnine consciousness”

neotrad tried to stick out a conciliatory hand and say that there is some space for trans-saturnine spheres in trad stuff in the form of the sphere of the fixed stars and the firmum mobile. new age man is sure that this has nothing to do with what he’s talking about because, fundamentally, his core vibes are the New Age of Democracy and Psychology

He is bringing up an example of a great artist, how they have a placement which would make them an artist and one which would make them a computer janitor. he doesn’t like to call a placement “negative” because this would be “poison”, “sabotage” and would “destroy their free will” and so lead them into the (only implicitly) positive first choice, so (implicitly) an astrologer should not do that. neotrad says “actually the right answer can be rationally worked out in this framework if you brrrrr” which new age man rejects because it’s Not Seeing The Person – “consciousness does not appear in the chart”.

it’s fascinating because new age man is right for the wrong reason. he’s entirely wrong about the world having been transformed on every level, that quantum mechanics has any relevance, but it’s not like neotrad is any more right, and just has more moving parts he consults and selects or ignores (but with a rationale!) before doing some interpersonal relating vibe emission – he also believes the universe is a spiritual learning and development mechanism that can be shown by astrologers!

how do you really make a preference between on the one hand, some saturnine (and he rly is) fellow who is acting the Stoic and saying that the mechanism of the universe keeps throwing out hundreds of Signs (from a cosmic mechanism we do not talk about) which provide reasons for events in your life and also direct you to give him money and attention and on the other hand, some flummy Uranian (to be determined) who is up front that he is all about the vibes and morally justifying events without admitting that’s what he’s doing, and the chart is just a means to keeping you coming to therapy.

They are clearly never going to agree about the appropriate professional presentation, but they are dividing two major parts of the market between them.

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Another Astrological Test

another good test would be double-blind rectification – giving dates but not birth hours of known AA charts and seeing how well astrologers do at getting the right answer when they rectify the chart

i suspect they will do very poorly – podcast people here doing research are very annoyed to hear of people polluting datasets with rectified charts, accusing the people who add them of Lying, which implies that they have a low opinion of rectification as it is practiced

whether this means astrologers are generally bad at rectification or whether rectification doesn’t work or whether astrology doesn’t work are three separate hypotheses, but this one seems more testable than most

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Assisted Suicide, So-Called

the person that ppl who call it “assisted suicide” have in mind as most deserving of this right are, i think, usually physical cripples of some kind – paralysed, demented etc, the idea being that this person would kill themselves but the flesh is weak and so they need someone else to do it for them.

but in practice it would appear many of the people who are referred to death are quite physically capable of killing themselves – i read many cases from the Low Countries and Canada where the people being killed have some sort of incurable melancholia. perhaps the main thing about incurable melancholics is their tendency to kill themselves, despite the presence of a Christian taboo against it, and a state-backed medical service that will lock them up and drug them if they, the medics, get any tingling sense that they are going to do it.

much of the assistance, therefore, is moral. it is to say “yes we agree, suicide is wrong – that is what the psychiatric unit down the corridor is for, but in your case we have decided to grant you absolution – and mind, this isn’t a blanket licence to shoot yourself or whatever, but there’s a specific way we want to kill you, and it’s like an animal that is of no further service to us”. And this absolution can only be granted by the state’s doctor.

even the “far out” addition is still the same logic of “the best death is submission to some ‘shaman’ (read: fuckup with a magic stick and a drum) who takes authority over you as you die and comes bearing a message from the Other Side that death is great actually so everyone present can relax and stop thinking negative thoughts”.

consider, instead, famous suicides such as Cato the Younger (cutting his belly open, twice, against medical advice), Mohamed Atta (9/11), King Saul (fell on his sword after his retainer feared to slay him due to bad things happening to those who injure the LORD’s anointed), That Buddhist Monk In Vietnam (self-immolation and demonstration of extremely advanced Buddhist practice) etc.

The list of ways a self-actualising suicide can look like is very long and goes far beyond “a doctor puts you down like a dog except he is wearing a feather headdress and there is Goa trance playing and everyone present agrees that yeah you killed yourself sure why not”.

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On being asked about my Recent Eigenviews

the major eigenvector is that i have by now wandered very far away from seeing Views as a vector space and instead as an ecological woowoo magma or semigroup.

though of devils, the catholic church has pretty solidly established itself as evil and not worth engaging with (at least certainly in my milieu, if not necessarily globally) – the next time i have a desire to go to church I really have no idea where I will go, but Catholic churches no longer seem to be an obvious and worthwhile choice. I have confirmed pretty thoroughly I think that whatever it is that makes you think the Real Presence is the Real Deal to keep you coming back not only doesn’t work for me, but never did.

studying occultism has had its usual effect, though mild, and I think I actually believe the Esoteric Molinism stuff, but not hard enough for anything supernatural or even spectacular to have happened, although i can’t shake the feeling it should do.

politically i have settled down uneasily into incoherent myopic powerless failed-student Hong Xiuquan Early Life pre-brekdowb cynical bureaucratdom, conscious of sin and the lack of any better alternative presenting itself. I am decidedly stuck now not believing in professional striverism at all which is well because it is too late in the day for me to achieve anything in any profession, barring a major shock of the type which has been known to happen. i await, if not the revolution, then the war. i expect nothing good of things “sharpening and coming to a point”.

I have, I think, completely lost whatever sympathy for Gaians I ever had, globally as well as locally.

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Competitors to Esoteric Molinism

Esoteric Molinism has the advantage of Semitegmarkian Many Worlds Moralism in that counterfactuals provide contributions to the world, but are not in any sense real so you don’t have to think the inhabitants of them are people and you can stick to thinking of people as people.

Esoteric Molinism has the advantage of Soul-Contract BDSMism in that everyone does have a higher self, and your life is an expression of that higher self, but that the constitution of Heaven is more open and need not necessarily be a Munch in between Play Sessions where people repeatedly play multiple dominance and submission torture games to Learn About Themselves In An Environment Where Liberalism Isn’t True Unlike In Heaven

Esoteric Molinism is a posture where the universe is good, maybe the best of all possible universes, not so spacious that you have to worry whether you’re living in the Before Zone and the universe is really run for the benefit of hyperintelligent simulations of rabbis for trillions of years and you are just a sort of lukewarm primordial matter, but nor so confined that everything happens for a reason, and the reason is You!

The error of Semitegmarkianism is looking at primordial tohuwabohu and going “ive seen all i have to see – it me”. It’s not enough to be a thought of God because there is something more. God loves some thoughts more than others, and it is those thoughts that God “imagines fully” by creating them. The other thoughts remain uncreated and so are not created fully.

Why should you believe you’re a fully created and loved thought and not secretly a primordial tohu, bohu, or some sort of qlippah? because God is good and you’re not chuuni, that’s why.

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Astrologers are doomed

astrologer on the podcast today is an astrologer who has a sideline in practicing law. he’s very happy with his profession and the golden age he has now of having lots of young cients who sincerely believe it but where the view of the authorities is he is an entertainer – he knows that 50 years ago he would be arrested as a fraud, but he’s also anxious that when astrology gets too notable, then the Powers That Be start stepping in

every astrological revival has ended this way – the classical revival of the original babylonian proto-astrology ended when the authorities repressed it, the mediaeval revival ended when the islamic authorities repressed it, the early modern revival ended very sharply after the end of the English Civil War, in which conflict both sides had astrological counsel, so it doesn’t take a prophet to guess what is going to happen to the 20th century revival.

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